7 Ways To Break-Up With Your Girlfriend by iSmileWear OE

12 days ago, iSmileWear OE gave you guys a controversial post called '7 Ways To Break-Up With Your Boyfriend' (Click here to have a read)... which needless to say started a couple riots, relationship ending situations and some claims of unfairness. It seems that because we didn't give a list helping the other party break up with their girlfriends, that we was being unfair and unreasonable... which is probably true. But hey, without feeling threatened into doing the right thing, We decided to give the people what they want... And here is a reply to the original post... iSmileWear gives you '7 Ways To Break-Up With Your Girlfriend'...

1) BE KEEN THAT TRIBAL IS THE LOOK FOR SUMMER 2011
Au Natural with some assisted help... A woman likes a man who is a little rough around the edges, a hint of ruggedness... A lil' sumin sumin to remind her who the MAN is... But when the ruggedness goes all out to no trips to the barbers, no cream to the skin, no brush to the teeth, and so on... Trust me, she will consider her options before summer is out.

2) DEEP POCKETS, NO CONTENT
There is nothing more unattractive to a woman than a man who has no money. THAT IS A SCIENTIFIC FACT! Women cannot stand a man who they have to pay for all the time. BE THAT MAN! Come out your house with nothing but your oyster card and a smile, whilst going out to a meal with the misses... she will redirect you to the nearest 18 bus stop, that we promise.

3) THE BEAT-AROUND-THE-BUSH LOCK OFF
Here are some of our favourite phrases: It's kinda not working I don't think hun.... I have a lot of family stuff I need to sort out... I got to focus on my football.... Coursework is piling up and I don't know if I an juggle the two.... AND OUR ALL TIME FAVOURITE... It's not you, it's me.

4) THE DIRECT LOCK OFF
Again, some of our favourite phrases: I'm linking your cousin... My mum doesn't like you... You annoy me way too much... You cost too much for me... The sex is terrible... AND OUR ALL TIME FAVOURITE... I'm seeing someone else. (Believe us people... this is hurting us to type).

5) THE JEALOUSY ANGLE
This works both ways... Has your girlfriend got a good looking friend? Talk about her friend! Has she got a cousin she doesn't like? Talk good about the cousin!... This is more risky from this angle, especially if you and your woman live together... You might wake up missing something...

6) HONEY... I'M NOT HOME!
Out with the boys? Off to a rave? Off for a drive? Too busy at work? Make no time! Alike to number 6 of the girls version, this is equally not nice, but this isn't about being nice! You are going to break up! We didn't find this advice to be nice... we are only giving the options available. Do not shoot the messenger.

7) THE DEVIL'S ADVOCATE

Another thing that makes the blood of a woman boil... and I mean bubble up to murdering thoughts... is when her man disagrees with everything she says... and we mean really dislike! One of our team members is the last person to disagree with... even when she is wrong, we just shake our head and agree, to save ourselves the stress of repercussion. Do this continuously, and you won't have to worry about breaking up with your girl... cause she will do it for you.

THERE YOU HAVE IT... 7 ways to break away from the dead weight, and ready you for Summer. Remember, to see '7 Ways To Break Up From Your Boyfriends'... Click Here...

P.S. iSmileWear is not responsible for the usage of this advice... please don't refer to us if / when things go wrong when trying to use this advice, when being the most likely! Infact, when using this advice, please do not even mention that iSmileWear gave you this advice... As far as this goes, the advice does not exist.... :-)

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