Statistics show that the time of the year that the most breakup occurs are Spring... following that is the lead up to Christmas... Who knows why? Only God, but what we do know is HOW to end a relationship in the best way possible (or maybe the funniest ways)... So here are Seven tips for ladies to follow on how to break-off their excess space...
1) DON'T SHAVE FOR 3 MONTHS.... ANYWHERE!
Au Natural... sounds liberating... but not when a woman who does well to trim the hedges lets the hair grow... Don't just think in the gutter... look at her face! What man wants to kiss a woman with a moustache as thick as his? He'll take the hint...
2) BRING ALL OF YOUR SEXY FRIENDS AROUND!
Now I know some of you think your man is fully faithful... he may very well be. But nothing brings a reminder of 'The Summer Chase' like a few sexy girls half dressed and ready for action. Who better than your sexy single friends... Not only can he see them, but you can talk about them... 'Oh, Shaquisha is always telling me about her links and how she's into threesomes... the single life eh?'
3) THE SOFT AND SLY APPROACH
'Babe, it's not you... I'm just not ready for a relationship... I got so much I need to get on track with... I think your a great man, and you deserve so much better than me... You are the nicest man I ever met and your too good for me!'
4) THE DIRECT APPROACH
Babe, it's you... I'm ready for a relationship, just not with you.... You got so much you need to get on track with, like money and a job... I think your a sack of potatoes, and I deserve so much better than you... I am the nicest girl you will ever meet and I am too good for you!'
5) THE JEALOUSY ANGLE
Your boyfriend has a famous friend? Talk about the friend!... Has he got a good looking brother? Talk about the brother.... Does he own a clothing line? Buy from iSmileWear and wear the clothes everywhere you can... We suggest going to http://iSmileWear.BigCartel.Com and checking out the clearance stock.... Just a suggestion.
6) YE OLDE PREGNANCY
The oldest trick in the book... Sometimes not the funniest... But the old 'I'm pregnant, and we are gonna spend the rest of our lives together' scenario... Nothing scares away a casual relationship bound man like a baby on the way, and the pre-empted decision of the woman. 'I'm gonna keep it and you have no say in the matter'... Might we suggest a pillow under the top... :-)
7) THE SCARY FAMILY MEMBER
Is it me, or does every girl have a family member that is not quite there? A cousin who is over protective of his 22year old niece, a brother who will murder a man for calling his sister's phone (even if the sister has her own mortgage and bills to pay)... Well, use this scare tactic! Nothing scares a man like another man much older, with the backing of a family, who is passionately protective of the women in the family. Even hoodrats will humble themselves. We have seen this happen first hand....
THERE YOU HAVE IT! 7 ways to lock off the dead weight from your boring boyfriends... and free up the arms for summer! Lads, we haven't left you out... look out for the 7 Ways to Break-Up With Your Girlfriend... Coming Very Soon :-)
P.S. iSmileWear is not responsible for the usage of this advice... please don't refer to us if / when things go wrong when trying to use this advice, when being the most likely! Infact, when using this advice, please do not even mention that iSmileWear gave you this advice... As far as this goes, the advice does not exist.... :-)
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